Wet nep 

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

Wet nep by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

SEP, NEP, FEP 

Used to describe various states of erection. SEP is an acronym for Semi-Erect Penis which indicates a slightly heightened state of arousal, NEP stands for Non-Erect Penis which is completely and utterly flacid and FEP which is Fully-Erect Penis which indicates a maximum state of arousal and erection.

Tom "What do you think of that chick, are you getting a SEP, NEP, FEP?"

Vince "She's giving me a FEP, thats what I think"

SEP, NEP, FEP by vinnyg December 30, 2007

the big nep tizzo' 

something cool

that cat is the big nep tizzo'

the big nep tizzo' by Harriet October 21, 2003

S my NEP 

Suck my Non Existent Penis. S my D for those who don't have a dick.

Guy: S my D
Girl: No, S my NEP

Jessi Slaughter: If you hate me, you know what... Suck my Non Existing Penis, okay? Just suck it.

S my NEP by Jelloid April 13, 2011

Nepean High School 

Better than Woodroffe High School

Nepean High School is better than Woodroffe

Nepean High School by nepeanhighschool October 23, 2023

nephyrus 

an artist who makes really big paintings and is supposedly indestructible.

someone just tweeted the word ‘balls’ for no reason

was it nephyrus?

nephyrus by wallflower718 July 27, 2021

Nepeta 

Nepeta Leijon is a troll from the webcomic homestuck. She appears in the fourth act and is an oliveblood on the hemospectrum, above a mustardblood but below a jadeblood. Nepeta represents the zodiac Leo. Her cave is filled with the many animal pelts that she has collected from hunting with her clawkind weapons.

She loves to RP and usually speaks in third person with as many cat puns as she can. Her trollian handle is arsenicCatnip, AC for short, and she ends many of her sentences with a double-mouthed cat symbol in honor of her lusus, Pounce de Leon :33.

She also maintains a shipping wall to keep track of the many quadrants of relationships with the trolls.

AC: AC purrs in greeting, twitching her tail. She prepares to pounce on you.
CT: Nepeta you must stop acting like such a lowbl00d, it is beneath you.

Nepeta by gallowsCalibrator13 May 28, 2013