NFL 

- Synonym for 'Loser'
- Short for Nice Fucking Life.
- Derived from Anthrax song Efilnikcufecin.

A guy walks into McDonald's with no shirt, prison tats, meth eyes and sporting a beat up Winger hat. So you must murmur "NFL"

Note:
You can also substitute other words for the "L" and challenge friends to determine what you are ragging on. Example, you're at a party and a guy walks in with "Business on Top and Party in Back" hair. You say "N.F.M." and glance at the guy. Your buddy will have to check out the guy and figure out you meant "Nice Fucking Mullet".

NFL by Stuk July 16, 2008

NFL 

Not Fucking Likely

This will not happen

Are you going to watch the superbowl?

NFL. Don't be silly.

NFL by Henrico Popadopolus January 11, 2004

NFL 

To request no garnish on a rum or tequila beverage, or Corona / Corona Light beer. An abbreviation of "No Fuckin' Lime".

"Gimme a Captain and Coke - NFL."

NFL by jdliscious September 7, 2007

nfl 

Where fat gay men in spandex get paid to slap each other on the buttocks in what is mostly refered to as fake football

Let's join the nfl so we can score some indabutt after the gay-me

nfl by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

NFL 

A league of a bunch of wusses where the kickers get hit more than the QBS a softie league a league where if you lay your hands on a QB your ejected or if you dance in the end zone it’s unsportsmanlike conduct you can’t catch a football without causing controversy

The NFL is League for 2 year olds

NFL by Bigpapajohn4real October 22, 2018

NFL 

A NFL ( Nigga For Life) Means Basically A Nigga You Know Always Gonna Be Around & Have Ya Back ! Someone You Know That You Can Go To When You Need To Talk , Or You Just Need Some Support. Like Y'all Got Love For Each That's Mutual , And Y'all Don't Play About Each Other , Nobody Can Come Between Y'all ! Y'all Defend Each Other By Any Means Necessary !

That's My NFL , I Don't Play About Him !

NFL by Lovely.soul July 8, 2016

NFL 

The dumbed down version of the CFL (Canadian Football League) meant to produce hicks to watch halftime shows, commercials, and cheerleaders.

NFL sucks balls compared to the CFL

NFL by saaaaaaaaaaywho November 17, 2010