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Asian Monocle 

Similar to Asian Goggles, but performed with only one testicle on one eye.

alternatively the asian monocle can be achieved by simply poking another person in the eye with your penis.
girl - "shiiiiiiiittt my eye"
boy - "yeah bitch, you just got an asian monocle".

guy 1 - "hey. did you hear barry has the ball cancer"
guy 2 - "i know it sucks, but at least he can easily asian monocle bitches now"
Asian Monocle by Eddy Jones January 18, 2009
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Arabian Monocle 

It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.
"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *
Arabian Monocle by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013

Beer Monocle 

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.
Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

The Reverse Monocle 

A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...
"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

swedish monocle 


when you place your testicle on your partners eye(usually this move is only used if you have only one testy(yes there are people with one testy)). Its called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

jessica was passed out drunk at Jimbobs, so I gave her a swedish monocle. it fit her well.
swedish monocle by JMACfuck November 22, 2007

frog monocle 

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
frog monocle by Taylor02 April 14, 2008

arabian monocle 

Similar to Arabian Goggles; the act while online gaming of dropping ones testicle over the eye of a fallen enemy or comrade, due to time constraints. Quicker than a full goggling, usually just one dip.
"I only had time to arabian monocle n00b!"
arabian monocle by Alan Wordsmith January 3, 2008