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mashing joints

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Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
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Mashing the Leftovers

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Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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mishing

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When you are absolutely destroying your opponent at a game (usually pokemon) or you are destroying them irl. Commonly used by elite pokemon players.
I'm mishing you so fucking hard it is 6-1.
by week4hoh April 7, 2019
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Mehhing it up

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1. To show enthusiasm or negativity towards subjects
2. Making random noises to get others attentions
3. Used to mehh it up
I saw some friends at the movies..so we were mehhing it up
by Mehson Richardson February 26, 2008
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mashing brakes

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(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.
ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.
by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009
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Tater mashing

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Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.
by heynow21 January 22, 2013
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mashing the cat

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The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.
I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.
by Union Redneck November 19, 2006
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