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mattia polibio

possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy
person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night

person b: wait which one

person a: he deleted it but iykyk
mattia polibio by bb ruby October 21, 2019
A strong, sexy, nice guy with a huge dick and all the girls want him.
"Hey, u know Matias"
"Yeah, he gets more pussy that garret"
Matias by Lalapupuchuchukookoo January 4, 2015

mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011
Mathias is a wonderful boy. Who will make you feel so special at times. he won't let guys get to close to his girlfriend (he is over protective). You can't help but love him back or just love him. He will make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.
Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.

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This is a name for a good guy that most people like.
Mathias is a cool guy.
mathias by TANNER TROY May 26, 2009
Mathias is a man with a huge fucking penis (69 meters)
Guy 1: hey did you see Mathias in the locker room today
Guy 2: yes he’s penis was fucking huge
Guy 1: I know right
Mathias by TheVirginFucker September 16, 2019