$150 landmine 

They are Shoes. Mainly Jordans, Nike and Timberland --Shoes that Niggas get--

damn yo. i got me some 150 jordans...for no damn reason. yeah yeah i know my kids aint ganna be eatin for the next 2 weeks but fuck em, nigga i had to get them jordans. now i'm finna go to the club tonight and I-WISH-A-NIGGA-WOULD step on my jordans($150 landmine) its ganna be on in this motha fucka

$150 landmine by Feel J Akir July 1, 2006

Landmine 

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

Landmine by kelly888 September 25, 2012

landmine 

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

when jim ran over a landmine his family cried for weeks

landmine by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010

Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

Johnstone Landmine by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016

landmine 

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

landmine by Cds February 4, 2004

Landmine 

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.

I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.

Landmine by Stronger25 December 21, 2010

Landline 

(slang) Home telephone number in a rural area.

Our farm's landline is (334) xxx-xxxx.

Landline by Brian November 26, 2003