The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.

"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"

Michael Jordania by Urko_The_Beast_Slayer34 March 4, 2022

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Jordanne

verb

1. The inability to take drugs and continue on a night out

2. To spiral deep into a K hole to the point of no return

Ahh yeah I got so messed up I pulled a jordanne last night

I pulled such a bad jordanne last night ffs

Jordanne by langside October 5, 2018

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Jordanny

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.

Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.

Jordanny by TJVan February 2, 2017

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Jordanne

A crazy, know it all who likes trying to be in control, but fails everytime.

“Did you hear how Jordanne was with her boyfriend at the mall?”
“Yea, she really bit the dust on that one..”

Jordanne by Thatguy1521 June 15, 2021

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