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halper-jennings model 

A very intricate model within HR how to do various things like energy savings within technology services and not be stupid lady wow. Written by Alan Halper and Chris Jennings through Odin and Also Odin Associates.
My wife was stupid lady wow until I implemented the Halper-Jennings Model. The lawyer might be the dog and butt jizzes sometimes wow but he was very helpful through the entire process. Thanks, Scoobz!
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Legend Gene Jennings

The prophet of the Abel Snack Time religion. He killed Keanu Reeves and single handedly stopped the Cuban middle crisis.

The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.
According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan

Brandon Jennings 

An overrated point guard who is nothing but a chucker. Some believe he had a better season than Tyreke Evans and Stephon Curry but they failed to look at Jennings shooting percentage. He is a below average basketball player from Compton Italy and should go back home and play in the Euroleague.
If you miss a lot of shots in a basketball game you pulled a Brandon Jennings.

Jennaing your coleman

when you Jenna your Coleman is to find pleasure in colemaning your Jenna
(friend 1) : hey man what you doing
(friend 2): Just Jennaing my Coleman
(friend 1): Lol okay but whats that?
(friend 2): look on urban dictionary idiot
(friend 1): oh yeah, it clearly says Jennaing your Coleman is the act of taking pleasure from Colemaning your Jenna

S. Bryan Jennings Brower 

i took a huge S. Bryan Jennings Brower.It must've clogged the toilet.

Noah Jennings

An un-cordinated man who looks like kris humphris.
Dude, Noah Jennings just fell up the stairs again