I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah 

When you would (win a fight) Gwiddy on some one/thing

Person: Retard

Skyler: I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah

I would widdawee gwiddy on you wight now bwoah by GwiddyMaster April 10, 2023

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

Sometimes abbreviated as IWVMLTBEFTN or IWLTBEFTN, this is something you might say when your friends want to drag you into petty drama.

Originates from a July 18, 2016 tweet from Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian posted a recording of a phone call between Swift and rapper Kanye West regarding the contents of his song "Famous".

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of, since 2009

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative by zaphod13 June 29, 2023

i would let you eat crackers on my bed 

the phrase when you see a hot girl and you would let her have sex with you

tom: did you see that girl at that party
jimmy: yea, i think she would totally let me eat crackers on her bed
tom: (just staring at jim)
sentence for i would let you eat crackers on my bed

i would let you eat crackers on my bed by f.l.r # 9 May 6, 2009

i would love to see you dance 

sex. lots of sex.

boy: i would love to see you dance

i would love to see you dance by merica_mough April 23, 2015

I would _____ to _____ 

A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.

I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.

I would _____ to _____ by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] 

i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.

If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!

i would be bullshit [ i was so bullshit] by Jen May 6, 2005

i would like to get to know you better 

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

i would like to get to know you better by Bored vjugnk November 5, 2017