Harper 

HARPer - a Hit And Run Poster who posts the most moronic, inaccurate, or vile things in a comment thread and then never comes back to defend or clarify his/her position

Don't bother responding to that idiotic post, the poster is a HARPer who gets his/her kicks off of trolling these sites.

Harper by NCASOCCERGUY April 24, 2016

Harper College

(1.) A community college in Palatine, Illinois, named for William Rainey Harper - b. July 26, 1856 d. January 10, 1906 - first president of the University of Chicago. Founded 1971.

(1.) Harper College is located in Palatine, Illinois.

Harper College by the specter August 13, 2007

Harperates

A process involving a Harper and someone else, the other person will slowly turn to cheese and say genuinely all the time..

Harperates has done that to him.

Harperates by cooldog101 August 16, 2011

half-harded 

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

half-harded by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Joe Harted 

Used to be good before disappearing off the face of the planet.

Examples include: Woolworths, Daniel Bedingfield and Arsenal football club

Q: Whatever happened to Tina from S Club 7
A: Totally Joe Harted

Joe Harted by Keeponsmiling January 25, 2021

Harper 

A perfectly nice person who is only mean to those that deserve it. Just wants to be accepted by those around her. Very sarcastic.

Harper just let me borrow her pencil isn't she so nice.

Harper by Howareyou?? February 9, 2017

Harper green 

Is a under funded shit hole that all the teachers shag 9 year olds against there will

Sir what you doing tonight

Harper green

Tanning bare bing then bagging Mrs heppingstall

Harper green by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020