A town known as "Neegypt" by the locals in the middle of NJ that nobody has heard of and all the towns around hate for being full of ignorant
white trash hicks and cheap whores. You will also still see Trump stickers and
confederate flags even though they are from a fucking Union state. Legend has it that you can hear people in camo screaming YEE-YEE from the high school hallways with cowboy hats and boots. Nearly every person under the age of 20 is on drugs,
sleeping around, or an alcoholic, and the high school doesn't even have bathrooms anymore since they have been rebranded as cigarette and juul lounges. You can find teenagers hanging out by the radioactive Oakford lake, Potters Square, the well, main street, or loitering in front or basically living in the two Wawas it has. This type of behavior then results in old people complaining on the town facebook page about delinquents. The town probably has more cows than people, and a loose horse or tractor traffic is not an unknown occurrence, and hunting season is like a second Christmas. All guys here in the high school are either wannabe rednecks or fuckboys that use the snapchat dog filter, and all the girls are either thots that wear nothing but
Victoria's Secret PINK or trashy mudcrickets that will ride any guy with a nice truck. You can't keep secrets here and nobody can't keep their traps shut for shit, and most New Egypt kids end up working at either IGA or Six Flags Great
Adventure, even though they all hate it.
