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Dry Humping Cock Tease 

A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"
In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!
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dry humping 

This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)
Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!
dry humping by Randy Watson November 30, 2006

Dry Humping 

An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.
OMG Jim was totally dry humping Nicki at prom!
Dry Humping by DeskFlyer October 21, 2008

Dry humping 

Humping someone with your clothes on.
Joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.
Dry humping by Edward March 4, 2003

dry humping 

The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release with little chance of pregnancy.
My sisters husband and I spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.
dry humping by Belinda November 5, 2004

Dry humping 

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.
My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er
Dry humping by KatieKates992 August 4, 2009

dry humping 

Dry Humping -or- Dry Sex
The act of two bodies rubbing together to create sexual release, well... release for the girl. Guys complain about it because it does nothing to them. So its sexist sex.
dry humping by Heather Inde April 26, 2005