Someone who does not have a nutsack even though claiming to be a male. This person loves talking shit on social media but does not have the balls to say anything in person, usually hugging that person and holding a conversation like nothing happened. Blay loves to talk shit to other guys girlfriends.
Blay Cowers always talks shit to Soles gf, most likely because she is the hottest girl in the grade and he failed to talk to the fine lady. Blay knows Sole could absolutely shit in his existence but he still fucks with Soles girl. Blay is an absolute pussy.
An old fat ugly stupid plastic faced cunt that has no talent, but thinks he has the right to tell people they have no talent. Also has an ugly wife that is only with him for his money.
Usually referred to as "the coolest person on earth". He is often found at school or asleep in a car that he found on the street. 'Cowlesie' can also be used as a verb, meaning "falling asleep somewhere unknown, and waking up somewhere else".
Dude, i pulled a Cowlesie last night, and ended up in a closet in the middle of a strip mall with a woman stroking my chest with a purple feather. Then my friend ran an yelled "We gotta go!" and we proceeded to run out of the mall in our skivies.