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Coronation 

place. Town in Canada that sits boldly upon the bare prairies surrounded by wheat fields and arthropods not encumbered by gluten-allergies. Gravel deposits are almost non-existent due to the intransigent nature of the recent glaciation, but a ready supply of clay is at hand so there are no shortages of bricks and brick-like accretions.

Curling is the sport of choice for the largely-retired populace who draw weights each end during the winters.

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Rodent zoonoses are, to the delight of the tourism bureau, on the wane at the grain elevator/interpretive centre. Open all summer.
Is that Coronation in the distance? I would love to take off my locust-proof coat and down a few brews.

It's hard to tell with the wondscreen covered in bug juice.
Coronation by gnostic 1 January 24, 2013
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coronation street 

A shitty overrated piece of television in which everything unrealistically occurs in one street. Liked by people with no lives on their own who enjoy living the lives of the characters through television. It's a wanna-Saved By The Bell.
Dude A: You're so whack you're almost as bad as Coronation Street.

Dude B: "That's cold dude."

Dude A: "Yeah, I'm sorry."

coronafest 

The party that ensues on college campuses when classes are cancelled for Covid-19 precautions: especially Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.
We thought floodfest was the best but we only got two days off from school; coronafest we get at least an extra week!
coronafest by Fox🦊 March 11, 2020

coronagen 

Spike in birth precipitation caused by couples forced to be isolated due to the Corona virus outbreak.
Yeah, he's Coronagen, born nine months after the outbreak.
coronagen by gfellow March 15, 2020

Coronatown 

Another name for Wuhan where coronavirus started.
“Hey jim how have you been man? Haven’t heard from you in a while
“Oh pretty good, just got back from coronatown”
Coronatown by Thrustmaster20 March 21, 2020

Coronatainment 

Standing on line just to buy your groceries
I was bored a hell today so I went to the grocery store for some coronatainment, that killed an easy 4-1/2 hours.
Coronatainment by Casper70 April 8, 2020

coronaexcuse 

A poor excuse that abusing the coronavirus pandemic to achieve the higher moral ground so that other people cannot refuse. They use it as if other people will not notice they are using it. The assholiest part of coronaexecuse is they are not that effected by coronavirus and they care more about exploiting so other people bend on their request with coronaexcuse although people dieing.
A: Can you give me 10 bucks? Coronavirus is all around and people are dieing.
B: You bad coronaexcuse.
coronaexcuse by louyaplzno April 15, 2020