coning 

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.

Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?

Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!

Guy 1: Oh well.

coning by darian felento December 30, 2011

coning 

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches

coning by Keaijaf Iejsa May 6, 2008

cooning it 

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

cooning it by john December 1, 2006

coning 

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

coning by asupernothing May 27, 2004

corning 

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.

"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."

corning by Daviedoo December 5, 2009

Corning 

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.

I was corning Marcel's asshole.

Corning by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007

coning 

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.

Oh man, me and vin just coned that car on 11 Mile last night.

coning by 2444 August 1, 2005