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Chevy Cavalier 

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

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Cleveland Cavaliers

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Cleveland Cavaliers by Manawski November 4, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

Dwight Howard: Kobe, tell me a joke
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Cleveland Cavaliers

a team that sucks but will be good when james and miles get better
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cavalier fan 

1.) A fan of the University of Virginia Cavaliers.
2.) A big dumbass who will never realize the futility of rooting for the Cavs.
3.) Loser
Did you see that Cav's fan last night on ESPN kill himself after another ridiculous comeback by (INSERT TEAM NAME).
cavalier fan by Mr. Bigz April 6, 2005

Cleveland Cavaliers

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St-Louis-Cavalier

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