Fart Catcher 

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

Fart Catcher by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

catcher or pitcher

Term used by homosexual men to ask other men whether they are a "top" or a "bottom" during sexual activities. Catcher refers to the "bottom," while pitcher refers to the "top."

John: Catcher or pitcher?
Bob: Catcher.
John: Let's get to know each other better.
Bob: OK.

catcher or pitcher by Some old dude October 12, 2007

cootie catcher 

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"

Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"

cootie catcher by smendler December 10, 2009

Catchelor 

when your cat is a single pringle and aint got no woman, the cat version of a bachelor.

"Yeah, Toodles recently broke up with his girlfriend.He's just a catchelor now."

Catchelor by thecatular March 27, 2015

catchelor 

The male equivalent of a cat lady

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?" said the catchelor

catchelor by iquestionshard August 9, 2016

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

old catcher's mitt by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

ass catchem 

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

ass catchem by bryken7 August 2, 2016