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calculus II

Integrals
Volumes
Parametric Equations
Series
....hell on earth
Professor:"Today in calculus II we will try to integrate e^-(x^-2)"

Student: "I can't, i just shit my pants."

Professor: "Mwa ha ha hah!!"
calculus II by eudoxes March 19, 2007

Calculus Warrior 

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.
"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.
Calculus Warrior by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

Calculus General 

When a person is so advanced at an area of math (like calculus) that they lead their class into math warfare.
"He is so good at Calculus. He is like a Calculus general."

"I would follow him into a battle of limits any day."

Calculus A

A soft version of calculus designed for the use of people with learning disabilities. Given the letter "A" as it is the most essential and basic level of calculus SON.
Calculus A student: whats a derivative?
Calculus 1 student: whats an anti-integral?
Calculus A by Dietrich Burbulla January 10, 2011

calculus warrior wannabe 

a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.
"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"

Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.
Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.
Calculus II by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021