Burged Out 

To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.

To be terrible at everything.

To fail at every possible level, even existing.

"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."

"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"

"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."

Burged Out by Client 09 October 10, 2008

Noodle Burgler 

Another name for a woman's Vagina.

Dude...I got my dick stuck up inside that noodle burgler

Noodle Burgler by J-Sa August 16, 2009

bum burgler 

a way to describe a man who gives anal sex to another man without his consent.

"i went to the club the other night and i got followed home by a bum burgler!"

bum burgler by carrie and vic May 10, 2006

Box Burgler 

One who burgles boxes; of the vaginal variety. A lesbian, dyke, carpet muncher, bush hound, etc etc.

Sharon's a box burgler!
Really??
Yeah she totally licks vaginas..

Box Burgler by deanhendersonlives April 16, 2010

turd burgler 

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

turd burgler by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler 

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

turd burgler by a lgx January 15, 2004

burgle 

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

burgle by Mtown March 10, 2008