bearded taco 

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!

bearded taco by T. J. October 30, 2003

bearded clam 

pussy

Her camel toe looked like a bearded clam

bearded clam by Louis June 18, 2003

Bearded Bitch 

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.

‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth

Bearded Bitch by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011

bearded clam 

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

bearded clam by j r lang January 13, 2008

Bearding 

An act that someone gay does when afraid to come out of the closet. usually this means dating a girl when you like guys just to coverup.

Person: that guys so bearding

**guy walks down hall with girl but checks out a guy**

Bearding by 529advice June 12, 2014

bearded clam 

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

bearded clam by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

bearditude

like testicular fortitude but with a beard.

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.

bearditude by twandiggidy January 28, 2009