Albert

Albert is a cowardly bitch who thinks he's tough, but when you beg him to stab you he'll pussy out like the ginger fuck he is

Clark: Albert stab me
Albert: Nah dawg

by Youcantstopthabeet September 18, 2019

Albert

Gay kid whit a pc and screams when he is angerd. Extremly ugly.

Albert is gay

by n0bba August 27, 2020

Albert

Albert Aretz, or flamingo, is a hilarious person who makes epic roblox YouTube videos. He is epic and Chillllll

Man, that dude is Albert, the youtuber

by LuxembourgBoy42 October 3, 2021

Albert

Albert is the most astute form of the sloppy toppy know to mankind. This phrase was created by Sir Jahrel of Tennessee. He called the dome Albert in honor of Albert Einstein, a man known for his brain/intelligence.

Example: “ Dang bro she was going crazy on me last night, she gave me that Albert and it was amazing!!!

by YVNGJAHREL February 23, 2022

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009

Albert

An extremely cute guy that loves lauren nguyen :

That guy is such an Albert!

by I Love Lauren :]]] March 2, 2011

Albert

a selfish, self loving druggie who don't give two's about anyone else but himself.

also see: twat.

oh my god albert is such a twat

by lol0ijvdhbsjdjdjadofjdaofdofjd April 23, 2019