The Plastic Hammer 

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.

Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.

The Plastic Hammer by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

shoot the loop with plastic poop 

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.

Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"

shoot the loop with plastic poop by slslider December 27, 2017

Burnt Plastic 

Burnt Plastic. A certain person who thinks they are beyond perfect and walk around like they own the place. Like a Barbie doll(hence the fact they are made of plastic), but they make themselves way over rated. They have a presence or act like everything is about them. Everyone is tired of hearing the person talk about them selves. They are two-faced. This word/phrase mainly pertains to girls, but can very well describe guys as well.

1) "Oh they think they are so perfect, Burnt Plastic!!"

2) *Someone can't stop talking about themselves, or they are just being annoying to you.*

---you'd say--- "Shut up Burnt plastic."

3) *Jenny talks to Chris and is very flirty and nice*
~Friend: "Jenny I saw you flirting with Chris"
~Jenny: "Oh that? I was just trying to get last nights notes...he's so beneath me."
~Friend: "You are so Burnt Plastic."

Burnt Plastic by southern4life January 16, 2014

paper or plastic 

Expression that denotes a mental shock, particularly when somebody asks something totally new in a difficult, alien or unknown dialect.

It originated from the shocking experience of immigrants shopping in an American supermarket, when asked about paper or plastic bags; it is a common first culture shock.

1) I didn´t understand a word he was saying. It was like a different language. Paper or plastic?!

paper or plastic by Fernando Gonzalez October 14, 2005

Pedo-plastic 

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.

Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?

Pedo-plastic by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

waterproof plastic 

some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides

waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.

waterproof plastic by thewaterproofcompany August 22, 2011

Airless plastic 

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.

Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic

Airless plastic by Teacherthatdonthelp November 24, 2021