Monkey Hoops 

n. A racist term for basketball

Black man approaches white man.

Black man: You wanna play some basketball?

White man: No, I don't play monkey hoops.

Monkey Hoops by John Swingdice April 5, 2011

admin monkey 

An individual employed in a job whereby their duties are administration based but tedious, repetitive, low-paid and boring, hence a monkey could do it for bananas.

Anna - "I just got a temping job at the bank."

Joe - "What are you doing?"

Anna - "I'm an admin monkey man. I'm gonna spend my whole day scratching my ass, eating bananas, flinging my poo at rude colleagues and typing."

admin monkey by copywriterclaire January 18, 2008

cuche monkey 

An offensive term used to describe someone who annoys you regularly.

Do you always got to annoy me tommy? Your such a fucking cuche monkey thats why you can't get laid.

cuche monkey by Cris De La geeZy January 11, 2009

crud monkey 

A south-county term for poop on a stick.

"Ah crud monkey, I sharted"
"Cletus get that crud monkey outta yer mouth!"

crud monkey by jraek May 14, 2009

super monkey ball

A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.

Expert Floor 7 is the hardest stage in Super Monkey Ball.

super monkey ball by Gestersmek September 13, 2014

retarded monkey strength 

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

retarded monkey strength by lo6972 August 20, 2018

wearing the monkey 

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

wearing the monkey by felix844 July 2, 2012