arms before hop 

Bros before hos; spelled in the T9word function of a text message--for convenience purposes. Used generally when speaking of violations of said rule.

--Dude, Im goin cakin on my girl now.
--Man, what the fuck, we were gonna play NHL 09...cmon now, arms before hop.

arms before hop by Tom and Petey February 18, 2009

Hos before Homework 

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

Hos before Homework by Yosemitic January 13, 2010

OUT-BEFORE-I-KNEW-IT 

1. When someone says an inuendo/or offensive term before they realise.....
2. Being naive
3. A sexual reference
4. Saying before you speak...

"That Holli is as big as a house! uh oh that was out-before-I-knew-it....and so was she..."

OUT-BEFORE-I-KNEW-IT by Aislin Bonney January 30, 2010

Calm Before the Stork 

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

Calm Before the Stork by Consopite June 9, 2011

hold before blow it 

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

hold before blow it by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

ham before banned 

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

ham before banned by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

Cock before Frock 

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.

Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"

Cock before Frock by officialzemos October 31, 2015