smells like a wet towel 

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

smells like a wet towel by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

No-No Towel 

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

No-No Towel by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...

"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!

Lisa left the paper towel by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021

Lick The Paper Towel 

Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.

After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"

Lick The Paper Towel by TowelsForHim April 15, 2021

alabama damp towel 

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

alabama damp towel by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

sweeped my towel 

To pull someone's towel town and fill their ass with cream

Charlie sweeped my towel and now my ass hurts.

sweeped my towel by Penissucker91 June 15, 2022

Hang the towel 

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

Hang the towel by Kerfew July 4, 2022