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lmao, but spoken with the "l" separate. Seriously, have you ever tried to say lmao without extra vowels or anything? (not to be confused with elmo, pimp of sesame street)
guy:Elmow! that guy fell in the big mud hole!
guy2:lol!
elmow by uberleethaxor January 20, 2009
Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.

The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.

The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.

Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.

Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.
We've moved all our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice.
elbonia by LGD May 19, 2004
Rims: originally '83-'84 cadillac spoke rims or Cragar StarWire Performance Wheels
also called swangers. spokes that poke out simular to your elbows.
1lb/pound: as in eLBow.
"man, that slab be swangin them elbows."
"i gotta slang some elbows at these fools"
elbows by x August 21, 2004

Rule of Elbows 

The Rule of Elbows states that:

In the event of a drag-off, the male must be able to wrap both arms around the female while simultaneously touching both elbows with the opposite hand. Any breaking of the Rule of Elbows will result in mocking from his peers for a length of time no less than life.
Man, Nathan was so plastered last night, he couldn't even follow the Rule of "Fingertips".
Rule of Elbows by Paul Walsh September 17, 2004
When one has a patch of hair on his elbow, like an eyebrow on your elbow. If this is the case you can refer to it as an "elbrow".
Wafup daugh, you should really trim your elbrow!!!

elbowdextrous 

The ability to press an elevator button, even one at a spectacularly inconvenient height, with either of your elbows.
During the COVID-19 pandemic, Clovis found he was elbowdextrous when it came to punching elevator buttons.
elbowdextrous by Paul Is Hilarious December 26, 2020