elbonia

Elbonia is the collective name for all places outside of the United States of America and can be considered to be a nation of its own.

The nation is entirely mud-covered. It is very backward and it's ihabitants can write but haven't as yet learned to read.

The inhabitants all look alike, wearing the same style of clothes (robe and turban-hat) and sporting beards of aproximately the same length. They have long and unpronouncable names.

Elbobnia is a very attractive land for American corporations as it has no environmental or labour laws. Call Center and manufacturing are often outsorced to Elbonia.

Americans don't travel to Elbonia except on business. All non-corporate Americans are ignorant of its existance.

We've moved all our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice.

elbonia by LGD May 19, 2004

Elbonics 

The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

Elbonics should be considered when building new movie theatres.

Elbonics by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Eltonia 

Somebody who is extremly Gorgeous and sweet. She is the most popular girl in school. Everybody loves Eltonia. She's simply the best.

I hope Eltonia is at school , the day wouldn't be the same without her

Eltonia by .f.h.i.g December 24, 2016

elbonics 

the act of two people sharing one armrest in a movie theater

The elbonics in the movie theater was intense as the two people fought for their claim of the armrest.

elbonics by haveatictac June 24, 2008

Elonian 

Elonian is the quantum dimensional religion that was created for the worshippers of The Lord, Elon Musk.

Newb: "Have you seen all those weirdo needs going GaGa over Elon Musk?"
Elonian: "Um, first of all his title is Lord Elon, and we're called Elonians. Like people who worship Jesus are Christians. People who worship Elon Musk are Elonians!"

Elonian by therealchronicles June 10, 2020

Ebonia 

fictional location in africa that is known for misadventures and ironic humor, Nick Fennema, teamed up with Master Chief, Stephen Colbert, Nigga Jamal, Vince Zephyr, Chuck Norris, Vince Zephyr's retarded younger brother (with a tail), and sometimes a guest star save many different ethnic, racial, religious, and other holidays for specific groups' holidays labeled "Christmases";
ebonia's main export is dolphins, and their current monarch is Mace Windu; instead of hours and minutes, they measure time with food increments.

last week Nick teamed up with Vince Zephyr and Sonic the Hedgehog to save "Smurf Christmas" from the evil overlord and scientologist leader Lord Xenu who was abducting elderly people in handicap accessible RVs and minivans (that can fly) to use them as batteries to revive ancient sea-dwelling dinosaurs to rule over all of ebonia

Ebonia by theonepaladin April 6, 2010

Elonian 

A follower of our true leader Elon Musk.

I am an Elonian from starbase city!

Elonian by Just in the clouds May 21, 2021