Monkees 

Sex gods who made great music and great television.Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith. Sexy.

I love the Monkees. They are sex gods.

Monkees by Christine July 16, 2004

pole monkey 

A lineman for an electric utility or telephone company

They're either in CWA or IBEW

pole monkey by federalq2b September 27, 2004

Wet Monkey 

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

Wet Monkey by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009

Beer Monkey 

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!

Beer Monkey by Daxxler January 23, 2003

monkey-in-the-bush 

Psuedonym for a homosexual

Ms. Swan: "Oh, I geddit--this a monkey-in-the-bush bar!"

monkey-in-the-bush by Thomas Hall! November 23, 2006

chahta monkey 

a monkey that causes trouble for fun,
yet still has a heart and conscience

Wow, look at that chahta monkey over there! It reminds me of Jon.

chahta monkey by jonlaxmi February 20, 2007

fart monkey 

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

fart monkey by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006