8 Mail 

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!

Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!

8 Mail by burnt sox August 27, 2024

Nair Mail 

You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.

She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.

He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado

Nair Mail by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024

green mail 

A copious attempt to gain someone’s favor or change their mind by offering them huge amounts of money.

Hey Bob, you’re the best player in the game. How’s abouts you take this Green Mail and not show up to tomorrow’s championship game?

Elvira - “I’ll never be yours Tony”…. 1 week later,
Tony - “Your man is dead, l’m the new boss,..
Elvira - “just a minute, Iet me get my coat”.

green mail by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

green mail 

A copious attempt to bribe someone or change their mind with huge amounts of precious metals, stones or hard cash.

Rob - “Hey Bobby, you’re the best player in the coming championship game. Hmmm, how abouts you take this Green Mail and don’t show up for the game?
Bobby - Bet! I’m out,.. cough!

Tony - One day ju gonne be my woman.
Elvira - I Doubt it. (Puffs cigarette).
One week later,…
Tony - Your man is dead. I bought you a new necklace.
Elvira - Let me move my hair, so you can put this Green Mail on me. (He puts it on her then she gives him a kiss).

green mail by DaMartianAC December 31, 2024

Fan-mail 

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

Fan-mail by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

Orange Mail 

Orange Mail occurs when a person with Orange Skin tries to black mail you into doing something for them

yo bro coming from you that’s Orange Mail bro don’t play with me !

Orange Mail by 1Shot Duke January 31, 2025

bro-mail

bro-mail (n): an email thread or individual email message where either the sender and/or recipient of said message mutually perpetuate the use of "bro" in reference to each other, often when other recipients are copied but are not similarly referred to as "bro" in the conversation. Initial messages and replies often contain a salutation of "bro," and message bodies are peppered with "bro" or bromantically-inclined sentences. Variants also include: brother and broski.

Example 1: Sender: "Bro, I will take care of that. Have a great day bro!"

Reply: "No problem, broski. Keep the bro-mails coming."

Example 2: Sender: "Brother, hate to send another bro-mail but I got that paperwork but now I don't have the deal anymore, bro."

Reply: "Oh no, bro. Don't sweat it."

bro-mail by Welllldoggy March 2, 2026