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fridge-jack 

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.
fridge-jack by sixxon December 30, 2008

fridge fucked 

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.
Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"
fridge fucked by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

fridgeezer 

just a combination of the word (Fridge) and (freezer) ending up as the word fridg/eezer, when you're not sure of where something is, in the fridge or freezer, just say fridgeezer, and your problems are over, or if you want to say fridge say fridgeezer or if you want to say freezer, then say it, it's a word in kylenese
1:where's the food
2:i think it's in the fridgeezer
1:what?
2:the fridge or the freezer
1:oh
What you say when you see someone attractive that you want to hook up with.
Boy would I love to fridge that guy over there!!
fridge by hotcarl2912 June 21, 2009
One that loads up the corporate fridge with their large zipper nylon lunch coolers. They are taking the concept of a sandwich and brown bag to the far extreme..so far in fact that others have no space to place their sandwich to keep it cooled.
Who are the fridgehogs feeding today besides themselves...an army?
Fridgehog by rdushing May 17, 2010

fridge finder 

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.
man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead