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A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
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PM Spunk

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PM Spunk is a Visionary in the Fields of Writing, Poetry and Humorism
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Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.
“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”
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funky spunk

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When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.
His sppoge tated like ass.
by Giz god April 7, 2004
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honey spunk

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Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.
"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"
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monkey spunk

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Used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.
Oh monkey spunk!!! What a load of monkey spunk!!! You dumb monkey spunk!!! etc
by Simon Parke-Davis November 21, 2003
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woman spunk

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When ones female admirer hasn't had sex in sometime. It fills with woman's spunk
Cez was so gagging for hendo so much she filled with woman spunk
by Hendoandcezmondo March 17, 2017
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