luke the alcoholic 

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

luke the alcoholic by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Alcohomoaholes 

The word used to describe Alcohol when you're pissed.

"Fuck I'm out of Alcohomoaholes"

Alcohomoaholes by Finchwizard January 1, 2010

Alcololing 

When one ends up laughing manically after drinking too much. Usually observed in the red neck population.

Jim: Dude I was at my Uncle Billy Jim Bob's place last week, we went hunting with his shot gun then we helped beat his wife/sister.

Ched: Doesn't he believe the Confederates are still fighting?

Jim: Yeah, but most of the time he was alcololing.

Alcololing by Billy Jim doodly dim dum Bob June 9, 2011

alcobolic

An alcoholic who who licks balls.

Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.

alcobolic by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

alchoholed 

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

alchoholed by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

alcohockey 

When beer league peaks and your drinking on the bench

“Do we suck? Yes. Does it matter? No. Why well one word alcohockey”

alcohockey by chHAad March 18, 2021

alchoholic 

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

alchoholic by Jock January 7, 2005