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Alcololing 

When one ends up laughing manically after drinking too much. Usually observed in the red neck population.
Jim: Dude I was at my Uncle Billy Jim Bob's place last week, we went hunting with his shot gun then we helped beat his wife/sister.

Ched: Doesn't he believe the Confederates are still fighting?

Jim: Yeah, but most of the time he was alcololing.
Urban Dictionary Merch
An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.
John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado
AlcoLOLic by JustJayne September 11, 2010

apololingus 

she was mad at me so i gave her some apololingus
apololingus by Buenos Diaz December 7, 2018

AlcoLOLism 

A joke or situation that is only found to be funny when under the influence of alcohol.
I'm sorry I laughed, but Jimmy breaking his leg was a pure AlcoLOLism.
AlcoLOLism by Pablo Awesomosity January 17, 2011

alcoholing

Verb- Alcoholing, to go alcoholing, meaning drinking alcohol in the presence of other alcohol drinkers
Let's go alcoholing!
alcoholing by splarf October 12, 2013

Alcoholinese 

The man may not have had a drinking problem, but he knew everything there was to know about alcohol. He spoke fluently about the subject, as though it were a new language. His eloquent description of booze could be called: Alcoholinese.
Alcoholinese by AnotherAlias May 11, 2019
someone who can't get enough LOL jokes when drunk, or, someone who can't get enough LOLjokes about drunks.
"oh man, we should take a pic of that passed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets."

"you are an alcoLOLic."
alcoLOLic by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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