Crusty Trout 

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

Crusty Trout by BrewTat August 23, 2008

Cockless Trout Fucker 

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

Cockless Trout Fucker by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

golden trout 

Solid human waste jettisoned by a submarine.

Look at that golden trout fly through the water!

golden trout by pablo's girl February 3, 2010

jelly trout 

the vagina

I just heard my girlfriend refer to her vagina as a jelly trout!

jelly trout by Teratogen December 4, 2010

Stout trout 

When a gentleman has consumed too much stout beer he consequently will not be able to produce an erection. Stout trout is known to last for many hours after the cessation of stout consumption and is debilitating to the confidence of all involved in post stout consumption fornication. The condition originated in Galway Ireland St Patrick’s day 2012 and has hence forth spread into a global pandemic much to the dismay of many ladies.

David's stout trout could not please his partner nor his ego.

Stout trout by Stu_Ru August 2, 2013

sugar trout

Just... The worst of them all.

That girl doesn't even own a pair of heeleys. What a sugar trout!

sugar trout by The_ford_life March 29, 2015

ditch trout 

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

ditch trout by Mcq31 March 3, 2017