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Kenai Central High School 

A medium-sized school located in Kenai, Alaska. Their colors are red, black, and white. Their mascot is a Cardinal, but its spelled Kardinal with a "K" (To resemble their hometown name, Kenai). To be a student of this school you are one of three things: A dirty (Goth), A smart-as-fuck kid, or a Jock/Prep. Usually has good sports teams that win state championships. Kenai is the cross town rival of Soldotna High School (All Fags over there). KCHS has one insanely football coach / Assistant Principal who goes HAM all the time. He can either be really cool or REALLY gay.. Good school to go to, by far the best on the Kenai Peninsula.
Kid- "Yo, Bro, where do you go to school?"

KCHS Student- "Oh, i go to Kenai Central High School."

Kid- "Lucky... I wish I went there, i go to fucking Soldotna"

KCHS Student- "Haha....Fag"

Drag-Central 

An Online Drag-Racing simulation. Similar to Nitto 1320 Challenge.

A great online chat community with great users and staff (14 ).
I would like to play Drag-Central
I would like to play DC

mankato central

The place for dropouts and pregnants because why not have a smoke break in the middle of the day. 1st floors all about them samalians and baby mamas 2nd floors for the dropouts who are too cool for school and would rather smoke a blunt then go to math.
Oh you went to mankato central? What's it like to watch a bunch of meth heads smoke in the middle science?

Captain Central America 

A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.
Dude...what happened to Jon...I don't know it must have been Captain Central America.

Comedy Central 

Also known as the South Park channel, all they do is play South Park because all of today's stand up is apparently offensive or they can't find legitimately funny skits that can compete with south park.
Seriously all comedy central plays all the time is south park.
Comedy Central by stainless67 April 6, 2022

University of Central Lancashire 

If you go to Uclan odds are you fucked up your alevels or you mis-spelt UCLA
person: "I went to the University of Central Lancashire"
Employer: *seen at 20:18*

Harmony central 

Harmony central (A.k.a HC) is a haven for idiots and angst overflowed wankers who think they play the guitar.

often kids pretending to write reviews about top notch guitars they only dream of owning, and giving advise that is equal to pulling the plug on a terminally ill man on a life machine.

Interestingly however, HC does cater for some clever gems, but these are few and far between, about one of every 500 HC members is a clever chap.
"PRS guitars are gerat!!, they are made of plywoo dand have good pee-ups that sound gerat thru my mesa octuplut rectifier head1"

"do u no tht esp mke gd gtrs, thr gtrs r v.gd nd snd prty gd, thy r gd gtrs."

"SQUIER R DA BST MAEK OF GUITAR 3VER THEY MAEK DA BST SOUND TAHT I USE 2 PLAY BLINK 182 SLIPKNOT AND KORN MUSIC ON AND IT DO3S TEH JOB BUT I WANT 2 INSTAL NU PIKUPS 2 SOUND MOR3 LIEK 2M D3LONGA H3 IS TEH BST GUITARIST EVER AVAN BTER THAN HENDRIX"
Harmony central by Tox February 28, 2004