Pink Tape

The most overhated uzi album of all time, also known as peak uzi

"x2 is top 1 pink tape"

Pink Tape by #1pinktapedefender October 29, 2025

Video tape

A lot of young people today have no idea what a "video tape" is, and might think it's a complicated and discreet suicide method, in which case they'd be horribly wrong. So i'm here to tell people about it. A video tape is a roll of thin magnetic tape with magnetic video storing. (specifically, iron oxide) To work, it needs to be decoded with a suitable machine, which is where the tape player comes into play. Finally, it uses a little motorized wheel to move the tape, and speed can be controlled, or you could rewind it. Video tapes (or cassettes) could be rented in stores, with the most prominent rental bussiness being Blockbuster, and these stores also had specific machines meant just for rewinding the tapes.

I just rented Home Alone from Blockbuster, this new "video tape" technology is awesome!

Video tape by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025

Duct tape

Half of your essential toolbox.

Used to repair men's house slippers, lazyby recliners, washing machines, and air leaks in the space station.

Duct tape was used to repair an air leak on the international space station, after one ofcthe crew drilled a hole in the hull.

Duct tape by Modern Women January 27, 2026

electric scotch tape

When you put on wool socks during sex, rub your feet on the floor, and shock them.

Dude I gave Jen an electric scotch tape last night!

electric scotch tape by Hambone6996 October 22, 2013

cut the red tape 

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

cut the red tape by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014

You can’t do tape 

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

You can’t do tape by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019

Magic juju tape 

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.

Do you carry any magic juju tape??? My physical therapist recommended it.

Magic juju tape by Katanabele July 15, 2019