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Safety Paper

The toilet paper you place in the toilet if there isn't already something covering the water. To reduce splash.
"No matter how fast I'm rushing to take a poo, I always have time to lay down some safety paper, so I don't get splashed."
Safety Paper by steezeMcbean August 17, 2011
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Safety deposit box

When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
Safety deposit box by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011

safety hawk 

A haircut associated with goths and punks, shaved on the sides and long on top. Thus the wearing of the mowhawk is optional, unlike a short traditional hawk, as the long part can come down to cover the shaved areas. The term "safety" is used for two reasons-- you don't risk poking anyone in the eye in the pit, and you have the option to look more mainstream at your job/funerals/family events, etc.
Boris Rager decided to go to law school so he grew out his warhawk into a safety hawk.
safety hawk by death doctor September 24, 2012
The act of subtly securing one's seatbelt while the person is passed out. Can be done in a car, bus, or airplane.
Allan safetied Eugene on the way back to the hotel
safetied by getshot007 December 30, 2012

safety fart 

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option
safety fart by howard1976 June 10, 2014

safe signal 

Used by a bottom in replacement of a safeword when they can not speak.
When I was gagged and the pain got too bad, I tapped my leg three times: my safe signal.
safe signal by 💝 candy June 23, 2015