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Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time 

"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time

Suck Your Mum 

A phrase to shout when someone insults your tea drinking habits, or when they complain about you praying to that picture of the queen on your wall.
Person One: "Stop drinking that disgusting tea!"
Person Two: "Suck your mum!"
Suck Your Mum by anonymous February 23, 2021

National suck your girlfriends pussy day 

Suck yo bittys pussy on June 27
Brandon: national suck your boyfriends dick day
Cassie: I thought you said something else
Brandon: what
Cassie: national suck your girlfriends pussy day

National suck your boyfriends dick day 

On this day may 29th if you have a bf suck his dick

suck your dog 

A commonly used word by Saban alim when he is confronted with an insult
Callum: 'saban where's your dad?' Saban: 'ayy suck your dog'
suck your dog by Suck your dog April 5, 2016

Suck your dick backwards 

When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t
Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you