harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

harder than a wedding dick by WesNile November 26, 2007

vegas wedding

A cheap, quick, last minute marriage. Usually occurs while under the influence of alcohol.

"Woke up this morning with a stripper and a wedding ring. Definitely a vegas wedding."

vegas wedding by OneoftheDudes August 2, 2012

Red wedding Syndrome 

The feeling that in every book/tv show you are exposed to anytime anything slightly dramatic starts to happen, every character you like in that scene will die. Most noted after a viewer watches "Game of Thrones" red wedding scene for the first time.

"I feel bad for the poor guy, he's got red wedding syndrome and freaks out even watching Disney movies, wondering who dies next."

Red wedding Syndrome by Sadahige May 19, 2014

guerrilla wedding

A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".

Where is our wedding you ask? Well, it's a guerrilla wedding so we can't tell you right now.

guerrilla wedding by TDubSLP June 19, 2016

Wedding Cake Fart 

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

Wedding Cake Fart by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

Wedding

Funerals with cake

Hey you wanna go to the wedding?

No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way

Wedding by cyanide and applesauce January 29, 2016

Wedding Porn 

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.

My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.

Wedding Porn by Allison January 3, 2004