Windsor, Ontario 

Windsor, Ontario is perhaps the absolute worst city in Canada. Everyone who lives there is bottom-of-the-barrel basic and has no money, but like to believe they are the shit. Those who live there lack education as the Unviersity of Windsor naturally fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. The only fun thing to do in Windsor is shoplift and smoke mad amounts of weed. Everyone who lives in Windsor thinks it is the best city in the world because they have not travelled anywhere else. The only main attraction in Windsor, Ontario is the Casino and the border which connects to Detroit City (Eminem's hometown). Those fortunate enough to leave Windsor, Ontario at a decent age are now world-travelled and have not returned since their blessed departure. The majority of the basic bitches in the world are born and raised in Windsor, Ontario and still reside there today. However, it is possible for one to be born in Windsor and still become swagged out to the max because they have moved far far far away from Windsor and it's over-population of basic bitches.

I'm from Windsor, Ontario but I am so emabrrased to admit it that I just tell people I am from Toronto, Ontario.

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Windsor, Ontario is the worst city in Canada, everyone is so basic!

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I hate Windsor, Ontario, I left three years ago and haven't been back since.

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The University of Windsor is the worst univesity in Canada; it doesn't even make it on the top 100 list of Canadain Universities! How emabrrasing!

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I would get out of Windsor, Ontario as fast as you can bro!

Windsor, Ontario by ParisP October 22, 2011

Windsor Ohio 

A Small Town In Ohio Near Orwell,Rome,Trumbull,and Hartsgrove Ohio.

Casadea ~ "There is like tottaly nothing to do in Windsor Ohio!"

Pizzaria~ "Ya there is. There's Bike ride'n, Farm'n, and Tree climb'n. You need to g't out of the citiy and g't out to the Country."

Casadea~ "You are Like Tottaly right!! Like I want to get my $50.00 snake skin High heels muddy!"

Pizzaria~ "What do you think barn boots are for? Now go change out of them there high heels and get to work!'

Casadea~ "Work!!!"

Pizzaria~ "NOW!"

Windsor Ohio by Casedea & Pizzaria Writter April 15, 2010

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen

A good place for u kno what.

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what.

Windsor Heights Dairy Queen by RoundenBrown December 26, 2021

windsor stranger 

A type of sexual position originating in Windsor, NY. In it the man and the woman have sex with rear entry facing a ground floor window. In the middle of sex the man pulls out and has a buddy of his take his place without the girl knowing. He then goes around outside and waves to the girl through the window. This usually will freak her out somewhat!

It is important that your buddy has the same size penis as you!!

"Why did you and Allison break up man?"

"I did the Windsor Stranger on her and she did not like it dawg!!"

windsor stranger by awheel February 29, 2008

windsor locks 

where the people that are too stupid to live in neighboring suffield move to

"Hey, I live in Windsor Locks."

"Hey great, Suffield is gunna whoop you in basketball again this year and yeah your IQ is probably low."

windsor locks by 668 is better than 688 December 15, 2009

Windsor, Ontario 

Windsor Ontario well be the worst city in the world according to all of the other contributors, but let's face it, we still aren't fucking Americans.

As for the University of Windsor being considered the worst University, let's face it, it was in MacLeans, the National Inquirer of Canadian magazines. As for being the worst, considering education is standardized, it really doesn't matter. It still beats an education in the United States.

Person 1: Did you read this year's MacLeans University Ranking issue?

Person 2: Yes, I saw it was on the page after the article on Stephen Harper not being born in Canada, but being born in Kenya and is Muslim.

Person 1: I don't know about the Kenya or Muslim claim, but Harper is certainly a douchebag. Thank God he wasn't born in Windsor, Ontario!

Windsor, Ontario by Thank God I'm Not A Yank July 1, 2012

Windsor Wind Tunnel 

When a man farts into a girl's butt causing the "wind" to travel through her insides and out her mouth in the form of a disgustingly stinky burp. Her mouth then smells like a fat, hairy guy's ass for 2-6 hours depending upon her penchant for hygiene.

This is often done in Windsor (Canadian city right outside of Detroit, MI) as everything in Canada is ass backwards and dirty...

I don't know whether this girl I met ate a pig's ass for breakfast or she ran to the bathroom and got a WINDSOR WIND TUNNEL from some dude...Her breath is nasty!

Windsor Wind Tunnel by Bentiss December 31, 2008