Bean-VD 

A type of CD that is composed of mainly beans, or when you fill your CD Tray with beans, and expect 'The Incredibles' to play on your DVD Player.

Guy 1: Yo bro I got a new bean-vd.
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god

Bean-VD by praxor January 23, 2022

E-VD 

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

E-VD by Jeff, Tamee, and Cathy May 1, 2008

e-VD 

A venereal disease contracted through the interweb; generally from masturbating to dirty porn or reaching e-Base 4 with a dirty e-Date.

Oh hell, I think I got an e-VD from that whore's webcam!

e-VD by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007

Egyptian VD 

a.k.a. West Nile Virus

Mike couldn't believe he got the Egyptian VD from a damned mosquito!

Egyptian VD by Megrock May 6, 2008

E-VD 

E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.

My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.

E-VD by Cathy, Jeff, and Tamee May 1, 2008

jorik vd hoek 

a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school

hi jorik vd hoek how are you doing?

jorik vd hoek by caius November 26, 2004

Cyber VD 

When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.

Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.

Cyber VD by Schismrobo December 18, 2008