Glove Fulla Vaseline 

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

Glove Fulla Vaseline by Chanel B September 28, 2008

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

The best position ever, the valedictorian

the valedictorian by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016

Vaeda 

She is the best thing that will ever happen to you (especially you you are boy). She makes you laugh, smile, and hard. She is a very amazing girlfriend. She can be very sweet but, if you get her mad, she will let you know she is is mad. You will never want to lose a Vaeda because she is very special. She will get easily attached to you, she would happily give you all of her love. She will always give you a chance even though, you have break her heart. I broke her heart she will still love you unconditionally. If she doesn't want you near her, she will happily let you know .

Guy 1: "WOW! Who is she. She is fucking hot!"
Guy 2: "Bro that is Vaeda. She is so beautiful!"
Guy 1:"She is mine!"

Vaeda by Guy 1 is me. Guy 2 is March 3, 2019

Vaseline 

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

Vaseline by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Vaseline 

The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.

Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.

Vaseline by VaselineenilesaV January 9, 2019

russian vasectomy 

Getting a revolver and blowing one's gonads off.

I didn't want to waste the money, so I just decided to have a Russian vasectomy.

russian vasectomy by MuthaLuvR April 14, 2014

Foot Vasectomy

Permanently altering a man’s ability to reproduce by kicking him in the balls or standing on the balls and crushing them.

Dan wanted to make sure he could not father any children so he had me kick him in the nuts repeatedly, giving him a
Foot Vasectomy.

Foot Vasectomy by AileronGirl August 19, 2007