ubered Share definition Flag To kick the crap out of something using a computer. can be in a 1.)game or 2.)when hacking 1. yo i just ubered you bitch 2. i ubered my friends computer and loaded it with gay porn. so 1337. ubered by newbreed May 7, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the ubered mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch