Tooting 

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

Tooting by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

Totting 

Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.

I am just going for a totting be back soon.

Totting by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Totting out 

When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.

Look at our cat Tater, he’s totting out right now.

Totting out by Tatertotting June 30, 2022

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

Tooting Banjo by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

toting the mail by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Tooting 

When your vaping or as the cool kids would say “tooting on them flavours”

They’re offit them Alfies, Always tooting on them flavours

Tooting by anonymous July 15, 2024

Tooting on the Boris 

Hitting a blunt - English

Q; "what were you doing last night?"
A; "I was Tooting on the Boris and gaming"

Tooting on the Boris by lozda January 3, 2025