The Grandfather Effect 

An term made by me at 3 am looking at minutephysics video about the grandfather "paradox"

The Grandfather Paradox is when you go back in time and kill your grandfather but since your grandpa is dead, you cant go back in time since.. u know... you dont exist. But since you dont exist your grandpa exists which means YOU exist but then you go back in time and kill your grandpa, and it keeps going on forever.

But in minutephysics video he talks about how it´s NOT an paradox (cant have links sorry)

Me: Have you heard of The Grandfather Effect?

Friend: No. What´s that?

Me: The definition is: If an action makes that action impossible, that action is both possible, and impossible. - Me 2020, it is kinda like Schrödinger's cat.

Friend: Ok, i understand now.

The Grandfather Effect by a depressed monkey January 10, 2020

The grandad 

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

The grandad by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

the Redneck Grandpa 

The Redneck Grandpa is a character on YouTube. He is a Redneck Grandpa who hates Women Drivers, Traffic Lights, and being filmed.

Person 1: "Did you see that video of The Redneck Grandpa today?"

Person 2: "Yes, that guy is insane!"

the Redneck Grandpa by LittlebitLoverYT January 3, 2021

The Ole Grandfather Cock 

sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.

when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.

The Ole Grandfather Cock by DJCondor July 10, 2012

Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release

Antonio Amado Sánchez Grandal: The First Juvenile Release by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

grandpa on the shitter 

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

grandpa on the shitter by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

grandmaster of the pootang 

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

grandmaster of the pootang by bigpappy June 24, 2016