Texan Teabag 

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

Texan Teabag by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008

Texan Liberal 

These rare people live in Austin, Texas - a bastion of liberal beliefs. Also home to the University of Texas, a notoriously liberal college.

"Haha look at that asshole in the cowboy hat, let's ridicule him" - Texan Liberal

Texan Liberal by J-Dog123 April 26, 2007

Texan Oil Driller 

When a fine lookin' latina woman takes the gas pump and proceeds to pump her vag with diesel fuel until climax. This can, but does not require the use of a credit card.

We were driving down a texan back road when we saw a fine lookin' latina gettin' off to the Texan Oil Driller

Texan Oil Driller by Clawdangles June 30, 2009

Texan Finisher 

For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.

Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head

Texan Finisher by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014

Texan Clusterfuck 

A larger variable of the word Clusterfuck. A clusterfuck the size of Texas is uttered because 'everything is bigger in texas'.

That right there was a Texan Clusterfuck.

Texan Clusterfuck by Works on Saturdays September 30, 2014

texan cold 

Any temperature below 70 degrees F.

Melissa-Can you believe how beautiful the weather is today? It's a sunny 55 degrees
Angie- This is summer? Let me grab my sweater. It may be sunny, but that is Texan Cold sister. I'm not from Ohio.

texan cold by Mr. & Mrs. MAC December 31, 2015

Texan Cock Soccer

Texan Cock Soccer is a sexual act in which 2 men both grab a woman’s saggy, usually flat breast and wrap It around their cocks. After that, they use the tits to jerk themselves off, then attempt to cum inside each other’s urethras as if the cum was a ball and the urethra was a soccer goal. Variants if this common pastime exist in other states like Maine , Alabama and Louisiana

Sam: “hay john, do you wanna play some Texan Cock Soccer?”

John: “what the fuck”

Texan Cock Soccer by Pogo the Clown? November 12, 2019