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Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.
"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."
Teaneck by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

Tarenized 

A temporary state consisting of confusion, disorientation, and a low degree of mental retardation.

In healthy individuals this state can occur while in the presence of a strong "Tarenation agent" often referred to as a "Tarenator".

The most common Tarenator is anyone with the name "Taren".

In 2007 the WHO initiated the use of the "Tarenation Acute Risk Detection" (TARD) to measure the amount of risk posed to healthy individuals in proximity to a Taren.

A device used to measure the TARD level operates in a similar manner to a Geiger counter used to measure radiation with faster "clicks" indicating a higher TARD level.

Anyone in the presence of a Taren with a high TARD level should take appropriate precautions to protect themselves.

Precautions include:

- Make the Taren drink as much alcohol as possible. Tarenization can occur by listening to a Taren speaking, and alcohol reduces the ability of Taren to communicate.

-Avoid discussing any complex topics. Studies suggest that Tarenization is least likely to occur when topics are limited to a primary school level.

-Avoid having any girls present together with the Taren. Girls further reduce Taren's ability to control the TARD level. Note that any girls subject to Tarenization may unwittingly give personal details (e.g. phone number) to the Tarenator and regret this at a later time.
Joe took 3 days to recover after being Tarenized.
Tarenized by miffus October 15, 2011

two teamer 

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams
Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"
two teamer by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

Freedom Tear 

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.
"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."
Freedom Tear by Tabeltop May 14, 2013
a nice girl

she can be funny and very outgoing has such a wonderful name that people love and is a pretty girl and fun to hangout with
a pretty name Teara close to tiara
Teara by sammy sweatheart2002 August 31, 2012

tear that shit up 

To fuck a bitch real hard. To have wild, rough sex with a girl.
*sees hot girl* ''man im gonna tear that shit up boi!''
tear that shit up by beetch November 30, 2004