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fairy tale divorce 

A fairy tale divorce is something that a man and woman both might hear about from their friends, and to each the term has a fundamentally different connotation. To a male, a fairy tale divorce implies an escape from a marriage with only minor fiscal, physical, and emotional losses. To a female, a fairy tale divorce means that ex-hubbie decided that a good divorce lawyer was a luxury he could not afford.
Charlie : So Rich are how did it work out with the lawyers?

Richard : She got the house, but I got the car and the camp.

Charlie : You know you got off pretty lucky on this one.

Richard : Yeah, I can't deny it fuckin' fairy tale divorce as far as I'm concerned.

Charlie : She let you off pretty easy for all that screwing around.

Richard : Yep, stupid and big tits that's what I married her for. Hopefully, she finds a nice rich dude who enjoys watching desparate housewives and listening to her talk about the joys of teaching 3rd grade.
fairy tale divorce by Darker August 10, 2010
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split tale 

split tale- a man who goes both ways. bisexual. "catcher and pitcher."
Billy.......Watch out changing in the locker room in front

Jason, he is a split tale.
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is fun caring and can always makes you smile. She is insanely crazy and most commonly has long blonde hair. She is gorgeous and very beautiful but she doesn't know it.
WOW! That girl is gorgeous!
Yeah it's Taleha
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no talent whatsoever

Lacking any skill and talent...totally clueless...Tier 4
RG...aka 'R'
no talent whatsoever by Tier 1 April 7, 2004

Taleisha 

The most beautiful, perfect, nice, kind, caring, hot girl u will ever meet. She makes for perfect relationships and you would be extremely lucky to ever meet a girl named Taleisha
"She is so hot! Her name must be Taleisha"
Taleisha by lordratatosk October 8, 2014