Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

Texas Toaster Strudel by DJRoms December 3, 2020

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Blueberry Strudel

During intercourse you are choking your partner until she turns cyanotic (Blue), then you ejaculate all over her face.

Last night i filmed myself giving my girlfriend a Blueberry Strudel

Blueberry Strudel by dcknasty May 24, 2009

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Wyoming Toaster Strudel

Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).

Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.

Wyoming Toaster Strudel by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

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Facester-Strudel

The end result, or epiphany, of semen completing its ejaculatory travels onto a recipent's face. The recipient will then resemble one of nature's greatest gifts, a Toaster-Strudel.

Hey man, I totally gave your girlfriend a facester-strudel last night!

Facester-Strudel by DrummerOrion October 3, 2005