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Josh Strife Hayes 

A guy with a crippling addiction to MMOs who makes Youtube videos talking about how his addiction has led him to playing very bad MMOs that you probably remember playing as a kid in search of new content.
Josh Strife Hayes plays Final Fantasy 14 online
Josh Strife Hayes by Signup Man December 10, 2021

cloud strife 

he is a man who's mind is out in the great green grass.he was in soldier and of couse misses all the fun.a type of guy that has trouble with the girls,
thinking at 18 men would grow out of that.a man stuck in childish mind, woundering whats real and whats not real, whats life worth ,how heavy is the bueden on his back. By the time the smartalkie finally figures it all out its to late to make up the time lost.
"only a puppet in his eyes."Cloud strife
cloud strife by Cloud Alen Strife September 7, 2003

Cloud Strife 

A blonde emo who seems to have aspies but needs have his balls cut off by Sephiroth.
"Sephiroth hates Cloud Strife and other tards"

LUEshi Strife

An ascii of Cloud Strife...with Yoshi's head!!

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OMG...its LUEshi Strife...run for it!!
LUEshi Strife by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

gonads and strife 

grrrr.......i wanted to add gonads and strife! Yeah check the website oot with weeeeeeee and my abbreviation is

"'NADS"
ahhhhh shizzle! Got me in the 'nads!

Splooge Strife 

When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.

In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
I can't wait to splooge strife that native village Friday night.
Splooge Strife by Sploogestrife October 23, 2023